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#1 Symphony™

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 10:57 AM

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Aries (March 21 -April 19)

The God of War doesn’t think before actions, they have sex, then think about it later. Aries is often excited by the chase rather than the catch. They are very dominant, however do not want a submissive partner. Aries needs a spontaneous partner, in life and the bedroom. If there is a routine in the bedroom Aries will look elsewhere.
  • Aries Man in Bed: The Aries man is very dominant, loud and hot! He is an excellent lover, but if you expect dinner by candlelight, look elsewhere. Aries likes his sex fast and hot, so be prepared to hear grunts and moans. He’s not a cheater, but if bored he will drop you in an instant.
  • Aries Woman in Bed: The Aries woman doesn’t look at sex as romantic, she thinks of it as a physical act. That’s it. She will treat men like a piece of meat, then think about it the next day. She is a bit kinky, so expect dirty talk, and don’t be shocked if she wants to spank you. She wants to be wanted at all times. If you do not give her enough attention, she will seek it elsewhere.
  • Best Position: Aries is “the man” of the zodiac. So expect them to be in control at all times. Whatever they say, goes.
  • Aries Hot Spots: Fondling, tickling, nibbling the neck and above get’s them hot. Do as you please, as long as attention is given.
  • Aries Compatibility: Aries is compatible with Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini and Aquarius.
Taurus (April 20 -May 20)
Taureans are ruled by Venus which is beneficial when it comes to love and sex. They are sensual, loyal and faithful. When they make love (not have sex), it’s the most physical and natural pleasure in the world to them. Taurus believes in using romance to get sex. You can expect dinner, flowers and even candles. They do not like to rush things, in life and sex.
  • Taurus Man in Bed: He is similar to a caveman, so expect to to three things. Cook, stay home and have sex. He is gentle and will take things slow. He can go for hours, while waiting for his partner to finish.
  • Taurus Woman in Bed: She is gentle and her touch is tender, she gives great back massages. When in the mood, she can go for hours as well, and likes pleasing her partner.
  • Best Position: Missionary – it’s comfortable and romantic, they can look into your eyes and feel more intimate.
  • Taurus Hot Spots: Taurus’ hot spot is the throat and neck, so kiss nibble and suck.
  • Taurus Compatibility: Taurus is compatible With Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer and Pisces
Gemini (May 21 -June 20)
Gemini has split personalities, or so it seems. They like to entertain and be the center of attention. They love telling stories and are never boring. They need a partner that can keep up with them. They like a lot of variety, spontaneity. Do it in a place that you may get caught.
  • Gemini Man in Bed: Known as “the twins” he has a different side to him every time. One minute he will be saying sweet nothings in your ear, the next he will be ripping your clothes off and telling you to bend over.
  • Gemini Woman in Bed: Gemini women are not the type to enter into a long term relationship to quick. They needs spontaneity, or she’ll be gone. If the scene doesn’t change, she will change the people around her. Gemini women enjoy talking about sex, as much as doing it. Prepare for something different every time.
  • Best Position: 69 – They like to give and receive pleasure at the same time.
  • Gemini Hot Spots: Gemini rules the shoulders, arms and legs. If you want to get them hot, start with a massage and focus on these spots, their hands are very sensitive, so lick, nibble and suck. Soon, you will be lying on the table when they attack you.
  • Gemini Compatibility: Gemini is compatible With Libra, Aquarius, Aries and Leo.
Cancer (June 21 -July 22)
Love and sex go together for the ever so careful Cancer. Cancer needs to feel secure in love first, then the can relax for sex. Cancer are turned on by security.
Cancer Man in Bed: Cancer men are sensitive and put his partner’s needs before his. His caring nature attracts partners. He will do anything it takes to keep his partner happy.
  • Cancer Woman in Bed: She is sexy and likes to stay home. She is turned on by a family man. Giver her compliments and kiss her all over. She needs to feel secure before she can let loose.
  • Best Position: This is not the sign you want to pull whips and chains out with. Cancer needs security, so go slow and do what you like with them while they are lying on their back.
  • Cancer Hot Spots: Cancer rules the breasts and pecs. If you concentrate on these areas, you will drive your cancer wild. Kiss and brush up against them. You can be more aggressive for the Cancer man, he will love it.
  • Cancer Compatibility: Compatible With: Pisces, Taurus and Virgo.
Leo (July 23 -August 22)
Please be prepared for a rocky road with Leo. They can be selfish, even in the bedroom. However, Leo is interested in more than just sex. They want love and Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and friendship too. Leo can be very romantic, however when in bed, they want a show.
  • Leo Man in Bed : Leo is a good lover because he doesn’t like to fail. He is very sexy and has a lot of admirers. If you keep him happy, he will not stray.
  • Leo Woman in Bed: Her partner adores her because she is sexy without even trying. Leo women like to play with men, and like them to obey every word.
  • Best Position: Anything oral, Leo likes to be serviced with a smile.
  • Leo Hot Spots: Leo rules the back. Therefore, a sensual massage will get them going. Make sure you keep physical contact at all times, and don’t be afraid to kiss and nibble their back.
  • Leo Compatibility: Compatible With: Aries, Gemini and Libra.
Virgo (August 23 -September 22)
Virgos have dual personalities, the Virgin and the Vixen. They will make you think they are sweet and innocent, then they will seduce you. Virgos prefer a long term partner, rather than a one night stand. Once committed, Virgos prefer cuddling over sex.
Virgo Man in Bed: The Virgo man has an idea of the perfect partner. He tends to criticize, however you shouldn’t take offense, he is just trying to be a perfectionist. Virgos tend to have some kinky ideas, however they need to feel comfortable.
  • Virgo Woman in Bed: Virgo women are hard working and careful about their appearance. While maintaining their cleanliness appearance, they daydream of getting dirty. Virgo women crave the perfect lover, however they know that doesn’t exist, so they settle for the closest possible. They love strong passion.
  • Best Position: Any position that involves eye contact, they like to seduce with their eyes.
  • Virgo Hot Spots: Virgo’s rule the stomach, which means if you caress, lick, kiss and tease their stomach, that will get them hot.
  • Virgo Compatibility: Virgo is compatible with Taurus, Capricorn and Cancer.
Libra (September 23 -October 22)
Libra balances between being sexy and a great lover, which makes them number one to satisfy your needs. The pitfall: If they don’t get what they want from you, they may move on, before it’s even over.
  • Libra Man in Bed: Libra men like sex to be an adventure. Don’t be surprised if he suggests the restaurant bathroom or giving him head under the table. He likes the feeling that he may get caught. Men of this zodiac prefer their lover to take the lead. He is very romantic and will try out any fantasy you may have.
  • Libra Woman in Bed: Libra women in bed are the same as the men, except for the anatomy. They want a lover that is going to take charge and fulfill their fantasies.
  • Best Position: The lover of the zodiac will do whatever it takes to make you moan and scream. Expect long nights and days in bed.
  • Libra Hot Spots: Libra rules the lower back and butt. So pat, squeeze and slap as you please.
  • Libra Compatibility: Compatible With: Gemini, Aquarius, Leo and Sagittarius.
Scorpio (October 23 -November 21)
Beware: Scorpios are very possessive. They feel threatened if you even look at another person across the room. On the other hand, they are loyal, reliable and always there when you need them. Scorpio’s are also protective. They feel that knowledge is power. They also enjoy sex and dirty fantasies.
  • Scorpio Man in Bed: Scorpio men always satisfy their partners. They are great lovers and aim to please.
  • Scorpio Woman in Bed: Scorpio women look quiet and innocent, however they are the wildest of the zodiac. They don’t like to play games and usually get what they want. Beware: Scorpio women can hold a grudge for a long time and may even seek revenge.
  • Best Position: They love sex the most – so they are up for anything.
  • Scorpio Hot Spots: Scorpio’s hot spot is between their legs. Knowledge also turns them on. Talking dirty will really get them going. Prepare for a wild and satisfying ride.
  • Scorpio Compatibility: Compatible With: Pisces, Virgo and Capricorn
Sagittarius (November 22 -December 21)
Sago’s are very playful and laid back. They also like to embellish their stories. They are spontaneous and adventurous in the bedroom. When they find “the one” they are dedicated full time as long as the other is devoted as much.
  • Sagittarius Man in Bed: He loves to pursue, however he can be quite selfish in the bedroom. When in a relationship, if sex is withheld, he will look for it somewhere else.
  • Sagittarius woman in bed: Sago women change their mind often and can be hard to keep up with. Sago women are very adventurous in the bedroom and is very open minded. They will hide their emotions, so it is hard to read them.
  • Best Position: They will do anything, and like it more than once.
  • Sagittarius Hot Spots: Sago’s rule the hips and thighs. So grip and grab them gently. Try stroking and massaging.
  • Sagittarius Compatibility: Compatible With: Leo, Aries, Aquarius and Libra
Capricorn (December 22 -January 19)
Capricorns like to hide their emotions, so you can never tell if they are in love. Capricorns are driven by money and manage it well.
  • Capricorn Man in Bed: After working all day long, Capricorn men want to get it done and over with. Don’t expect a lot of spontaneity. They usually keep their fantasies in their head.
  • Capricorn Woman in Bed: Control freaks and usually enjoy experimenting, expect random desires and requests.
  • Best Position: Spooning
  • Capricorn Hot Spots: Capricorns rule the knees. Pay attention to this area and they should loosen up and provide you with all of their attention.
  • Capricorn Compatibility: Compatible With: Virgo, Taurus and Pisces.
Aquarius (January 20 -February 18)
Aquarius is the master of sexual twists and turns. Sex is more of an intellectual experience, rather than physical. Aquarius also fears commitment, so don’t rush the “L” word when with this sign. They are very entertaining and inventive in bed. Expect to learn new things. Most Aquarian’s are very impatient, so they like sex to be fast and very satisfying.
  • Aquarius Man in Bed: He likes to experiment, so expect watching porn, role playing, doing it in public places and S&M. Aquarius men can keep at it as long as it takes for their partner to finish.
  • Aquarius Woman in Bed: Aquarius women need lover who are upfront and honest. She doesn’t have time for games, so as soon as you begin, she will disappear. She tries not to show her emotions, so she may seem cold and distant at times.
  • Best Position: Mutual masturbation
  • Aquarius Hot Spots: Aquarius loves their legs and calves being fondled. Do not go below the ankles!
  • Aquarius Compatibility: Compatible With: Libra, Gemini and Aries.
Pisces (February 19 -March 20)
Pisces prefer to put all their efforts toward pleasing their partners. When doing any intimate deed they consider it an act of romance. They are in love with romance, however can become jealous easily.
  • Pisces Man in Bed: Pisces men are very romantic and excellent lovers. He is into romance and prefers to make love than have sex.
  • Pisces Woman in Bed: Pisces women need romance, they need cuddling and whispers of affection. She wants to be adored and needed. If she get’s what she wants, she will make sure all your needs are taken care of.
  • Best Position: Anything that involves their partner’s pleasure.
  • Pisces Hot Spots: Pisces hot spot is their feet. Start off with a foot bath, massage and tease.
  • Pisces Compatibility: Compatible With: Cancer, Taurus and Capricorn.

 

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#2 Kuma

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:02 AM

Gemini matches me quite well lol  :har:




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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:03 AM

Libra (September 23 -October 22)

Libra balances between being sexy and a great lover, which makes them number one to satisfy your needs. The pitfall: If they don’t get what they want from you, they may move on, before it’s even over.
•Libra Man in Bed: Libra men like sex to be an adventure. Don’t be surprised if he suggests the restaurant bathroom or giving him head under the table. He likes the feeling that he may get caught. Men of this zodiac prefer their lover to take the lead. He is very romantic and will try out any fantasy you may have.
•Libra Woman in Bed: Libra women in bed are the same as the men, except for the anatomy. They want a lover that is going to take charge and fulfill their fantasies.
•Best Position: The lover of the zodiac will do whatever it takes to make you moan and scream. Expect long nights and days in bed.
•Libra Hot Spots: Libra rules the lower back and butt. So pat, squeeze and slap as you please.
•Libra Compatibility: Compatible With: Gemini, Aquarius, Leo and Sagittarius.




nice :hurr:




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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:10 AM

  • Best Position: Spooning

 

Checks out.

 

Other than that it doesn't apply to much.




#5 Moe Satyr

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:12 AM

Bullshit. I'm an Aries, and I'm not like that at all. U_U 

 

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#6 tinypuffling

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:14 AM (Edited by tinypuffling, 16 January 2014 - 11:14 AM.)

Sagittarius

Best Position: They will do anything, and like it more than once.

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#7 Ruby Faith

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:14 AM

Bullshit. I'm an Aries, and I'm not like that at all. U_U 

 

Spoiler

 

XD




#8 Krystal Meth

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:32 AM

 

 

After working all day long, Capricorn men want to get it done and over with. Don’t expect a lot of spontaneity. They usually keep their fantasies in their head.

 

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#9 POWER BOTTOM

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:36 AM

OMG AQUARIUS

sexually adventurous, tough to commit and hates feet

my zodiac sign is far too accurate for my comfort.




#10 Ringo

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:40 AM

I... admit I do like bellies... :._.:




#11 kanariya

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:51 AM

true




#12 Joyz

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:51 AM

 

 

  • Aries Man in Bed: The Aries man is very dominant, loud and hot! He is an excellent lover, but if you expect dinner by candlelight, look elsewhere. Aries likes his sex fast and hot, so be prepared to hear grunts and moans. He’s not a cheater, but if bored he will drop you in an instant.

 

most points are true about my bf lmao..xD

 

 

and mine arent fully true though...




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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:52 AM

 
Gemini (May 21 -June 20)
Gemini has split personalities, or so it seems. They like to entertain and be the center of attention. They love telling stories and are never boring. They need a partner that can keep up with them. They like a lot of variety, spontaneity. Do it in a place that you may get caught.
  • Gemini Woman in Bed: Gemini women are not the type to enter into a long term relationship to quick. They needs spontaneity, or she’ll be gone. If the scene doesn’t change, she will change the people around her. Gemini women enjoy talking about sex, as much as doing it. Prepare for something different every time.

Variety is the spice of life :hurr:




#14 Moe Satyr

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:52 AM

XD

 

...somehow, I knew you'd lurk this thread. :P




#15 abra

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:56 AM

Like Krystal :ninja:




#16 Krystal Meth

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 12:02 PM

Like Krystal :ninja:

 

Wana die?

 

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#17 abra

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 12:08 PM

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#18 bab0gum

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 12:12 PM

lol




#19 Yahnati

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 12:14 PM

Oh astrology, it never fails to bullshit.




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Posted 16 January 2014 - 12:24 PM (Edited by guava, 21 January 2014 - 01:03 PM.)

OMG AQUARIUS

sexually adventurous, tough to commit and hates feet

my zodiac sign is far too accurate for my comfort.

 

Same I don't believe in astrology but some of the predictions were scary accurate.







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